Found this as a shop name on Etsy. Obviously you can’t say it with a Michigan accent, or it doesn’t make any sense at all. ~Mackenzie
A breastfeeding pillow called “My Brest Friend.” I think they mean “Brest” as in “Boob Rest.” If your best friend is really this pillow, please seek help immediately. -Mackenzie
A pun, right in my bathroom drawer. To get rid of pimples, you must use face wash. No Zit, Sherlock. -Mackenzie
Welcome to the dark side. Nothing says “dark” like Mr. Potato Head. Here we have Darth Tater, R2 Potatoo and Spuds Trooper. My nephew would love all of these. He would think they were so punny. Er, I mean, funny. -Mackenzie
Puns and guacamole should never mix. I think it would have been better with a halo and a picture of Jesus. I’m sure even Jesus likes guacamole. -Mackenzie
Rosanne Cash put this photo on Twitter, and while I appreciate any attempt at skin care, this name makes my own pores recoil in horror. I will need a Pore-fessional counseling session soon. - Casey
This is insaniTEA. I loved the tea but not the name of the product. It has to stop. I have an ingenie-us idea for a magic lamp now. - Casey
I asked my husband to buy a new toothbrush for my daughter. He brought back a Tinkerbell toothbrush for her, and a pun for me. It was called a “Zoothbrush.” I thought maybe they had different zoo animals or something, but they don’t. They’re all Disney & cartoon characters. If anyone can figure out why they may be called “Zoothbrushes” please explain it to me, because I don’t get it. -Mackenzie
Absolutely not. The name alone takes any amount of “gourmet” cred off the table. Get it? Off the table? Thanks but no thanks. And I LOVE wasabi…and horseradish. Wait…wasabi is HORSERADISH! Double FAIL. - Casey
This was sent to me on Facebook by my friend, Trina. Would anyone really wear this pin? It says, “Practice Safe Snax- Always Use a Condiment.” Not only is their theory wrong, because I certainly would not put Ketchup on Goldfish Crackers, but it is disgustingly punny. -Mackenzie